Post by ChibiChrissi on Sept 30, 2005 20:45:25 GMT -5
These are so fun to do. Pick a movie, book, etc. and give examples of things that prove a person is waaay too obsessed with it. I'll start off with a few of my favorites.
You know you watch/read too much Hellsing if...
You try to convince your friend to look for the Hellsing Organization when she is in England. (Guilty. XD)
You believe that Criss Angel is secretly Alucard. (Guilty again.)
You can connect almost every famous movie/book to Hellsing. (Phantom of the Opera, Star Wars...)
You get very confused when, while cosplaying as Alucard, random people shout at you "NOBODY EXPECTS THE SPANISH INQUISITION!"
You freak out when you realize that the guy who did the English voice for Alucard does Hot Wheels commercials and CSI previews. He also does the voice for Prince Turnip in Howl's Moving Castle, which disturbs you even more, even though you saw the movie just to hear Crispin Freeman. (...*cough*)
You know you watch too much House if...
You try to swallow pills without water, just like Dr. House.
You steal peoples' canes.
You look everywhere for the same kind of sneakers that Dr. House wears. When that fails, you make your own.
When someone tells you that they are feeling sick, you find it very hard not to shout out "VASCULITIS!"
Whenever somebody says "There is no 'I' in team," you reply "There's a 'me,' though, if you jumble it up!" (Guilty. XD XD)
Whenever somebody says the word 'house,' you look around, saying "Where??"
You think Hugh Laurie is sexy. (It's true, okay! >< Even if he is a middle-aged man...)
You were freaked out when you realized that he's British, and were in denial at first, but got over it quickly. (It makes all the jokes about Chase so much funnier.)
You watch Blackadder III just to see "Dr. House" as fancy English royalty. (Guilty guilty guilty.)
You watch Flight of the Phoenix just to see "Dr. House" without a shirt. (><; I didn't know he would be shirtless, I swear!)
You know you watch too much Monty Python if...
You notice your friends looking at you funny and suddenly realize that you are doing the Silly Walk. You continue anyway.
Whenever you see a hedgehog, you have to resist the urge to say "Dinsdale?"
Whenever you see roadkill, you shout "THIS IS AN EX-<insert name of animal here>!"
When someone is talking on the phone and they keep saying "Yes... Yes... Yes..." you expect them to take off their shoe, look in it, and read the size. (...Guilty. ^-^
Whenever you get a cut, you say "It's just a flesh wound."
You can't count in Japanese with a straight face. "Maru, ichi... NI! ... san, shi..."
When there's an awkward silence, you say "And now for something completely different," and change the subject. (Alright, guilty...)
Whenever somebody mentions spam, you break into song.
Whenever somebody mentions Camelot, you break into song.
Whenever somebody mentions lumberjacks, you break into song.
Whenever a song or program ends on a radio, you back away, expecting it to explode.
You stay far away from woodland creatures, afraid that they will explode.
You know very well that penguins come from Antartica. They also appear randomly in peoples' houses and tend to explode.
You are scared of cars because they eat people.
You can't look at Alucard, Vash, Dante, Vincent, or Edward Elric without thinking "NOBODY EXPECTS THE SPANISH INQUISITION!" The cosplayers dislike you. (Guillllty.)
Your turn! I'm expecting some FMA from you, Sarah. XD
You know you watch/read too much Hellsing if...
You try to convince your friend to look for the Hellsing Organization when she is in England. (Guilty. XD)
You believe that Criss Angel is secretly Alucard. (Guilty again.)
You can connect almost every famous movie/book to Hellsing. (Phantom of the Opera, Star Wars...)
You get very confused when, while cosplaying as Alucard, random people shout at you "NOBODY EXPECTS THE SPANISH INQUISITION!"
You freak out when you realize that the guy who did the English voice for Alucard does Hot Wheels commercials and CSI previews. He also does the voice for Prince Turnip in Howl's Moving Castle, which disturbs you even more, even though you saw the movie just to hear Crispin Freeman. (...*cough*)
You know you watch too much House if...
You try to swallow pills without water, just like Dr. House.
You steal peoples' canes.
You look everywhere for the same kind of sneakers that Dr. House wears. When that fails, you make your own.
When someone tells you that they are feeling sick, you find it very hard not to shout out "VASCULITIS!"
Whenever somebody says "There is no 'I' in team," you reply "There's a 'me,' though, if you jumble it up!" (Guilty. XD XD)
Whenever somebody says the word 'house,' you look around, saying "Where??"
You think Hugh Laurie is sexy. (It's true, okay! >< Even if he is a middle-aged man...)
You were freaked out when you realized that he's British, and were in denial at first, but got over it quickly. (It makes all the jokes about Chase so much funnier.)
You watch Blackadder III just to see "Dr. House" as fancy English royalty. (Guilty guilty guilty.)
You watch Flight of the Phoenix just to see "Dr. House" without a shirt. (><; I didn't know he would be shirtless, I swear!)
You know you watch too much Monty Python if...
You notice your friends looking at you funny and suddenly realize that you are doing the Silly Walk. You continue anyway.
Whenever you see a hedgehog, you have to resist the urge to say "Dinsdale?"
Whenever you see roadkill, you shout "THIS IS AN EX-<insert name of animal here>!"
When someone is talking on the phone and they keep saying "Yes... Yes... Yes..." you expect them to take off their shoe, look in it, and read the size. (...Guilty. ^-^
Whenever you get a cut, you say "It's just a flesh wound."
You can't count in Japanese with a straight face. "Maru, ichi... NI! ... san, shi..."
When there's an awkward silence, you say "And now for something completely different," and change the subject. (Alright, guilty...)
Whenever somebody mentions spam, you break into song.
Whenever somebody mentions Camelot, you break into song.
Whenever somebody mentions lumberjacks, you break into song.
Whenever a song or program ends on a radio, you back away, expecting it to explode.
You stay far away from woodland creatures, afraid that they will explode.
You know very well that penguins come from Antartica. They also appear randomly in peoples' houses and tend to explode.
You are scared of cars because they eat people.
You can't look at Alucard, Vash, Dante, Vincent, or Edward Elric without thinking "NOBODY EXPECTS THE SPANISH INQUISITION!" The cosplayers dislike you. (Guillllty.)
Your turn! I'm expecting some FMA from you, Sarah. XD