Post by Amry on Sept 17, 2005 10:11:11 GMT -5
ok, so it ain't exactly poetry... but Chrissi and Lauren and I had to write a spoof revised fairy tale for drama club. This is ours. I want you people to see it - we'll be acting it out next week. (I'm the grandma! Chrissi's LRRH!) No, I have no idea why we named the hellhound Thomas. The actor insisted.
Narrator: This is the tale of Little Red Riding Hood, an enterprising young vampire bringing a basket of raw steak to her grandmother as a token of love... or bribery... or whatever. But little does she know she is being tailed by the evil hellhound Thomas, bent on destroying her and eating her steak.
Thomas: Bwahaha... steak... now, I'll disguise myself as her grandma and take the steak right from her unsuspecting fingers!
((LRRH arrives at grandma's house, goes inside))
LRRH: Hi, grandma.
Thomas: Wait - aren't you supposed to say, "My, what big teeth you have"?
LRRH: Come on, grandma. It's a full moon. Of course you have big teeth. You're a werewolf, remember?
Thomas: Were... wolf?
((Grandma breaks out of closet, shoves Thomas out of bed; LRRH dives on him and bites his neck))
Narrator: And so the steak was saved, the hellhound vanquished, and Little Red could return to her coffin in peace.
Narrator: This is the tale of Little Red Riding Hood, an enterprising young vampire bringing a basket of raw steak to her grandmother as a token of love... or bribery... or whatever. But little does she know she is being tailed by the evil hellhound Thomas, bent on destroying her and eating her steak.
Thomas: Bwahaha... steak... now, I'll disguise myself as her grandma and take the steak right from her unsuspecting fingers!
((LRRH arrives at grandma's house, goes inside))
LRRH: Hi, grandma.
Thomas: Wait - aren't you supposed to say, "My, what big teeth you have"?
LRRH: Come on, grandma. It's a full moon. Of course you have big teeth. You're a werewolf, remember?
Thomas: Were... wolf?
((Grandma breaks out of closet, shoves Thomas out of bed; LRRH dives on him and bites his neck))
Narrator: And so the steak was saved, the hellhound vanquished, and Little Red could return to her coffin in peace.