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Post by Amry on Dec 22, 2004 19:46:38 GMT -5
Anime. We all love anime. And if you don't, you have mental problems. (jk) Much of it is funny, some of it is serious and thought-provoking, but most of it is worth seeing. Of course, there are a few that just... for lack of a better word... suck. This thread is dedicated to those. If you have anime that you love, go ahead and post it! Then I can read it! But mostly this is to make fun of that which is stupid. 1. Kyou Kara Maoh! THIS is an interesting plot. A high-schooler named Shibuya, in a failed attempt to save his friend from a gang, is taken by the gang members and given a swirlie. THEN (get this) the toilet transports him to a world where he has magic powers and is destined to be the Demon King. But wait. It gets better. He is also given a husband. I haven't read it, only the synopsis, so I don't know exactly how this came about, but it gets first place for stupidity. I laughed my head off reading it, it was just so stupid!
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Post by ChibiChrissi on Dec 22, 2004 20:09:23 GMT -5
Sorry if this offends anyone, but... Dragon Ball Z.
It's ridiculous. The same thing every episode! Fighting, fighting, planets exploding... yada yada. And it has spawned a legion of fanboys who think that they're OMG SUPER SAIYANN FIVE BAJILLION KEKEKEKEKE. Erm, anyway... The animation isn't that great, and it doesn't really look like anime. The only cool thing about DBZ... two words: PERFECT CELL. They gave him the hottest voice, but the corniest lines! [/fangirl rant] Anyway, it's not as great as everyone says it is. It's for little kids. Sorry.
A good anime is Hellsing. Vampires, Nazis, Nazi Vampires, a really hot good-guy vampire, Queen of England, the Pope, this one really hot vampire, butlers who fight with dental floss, a vampire guy that is so hot, and so much more! Did I mention Alucard? Oh yeah, several times... Anyway, if you're Christian, Catholic, or whatever, you'll like it. Very religious. And bloody...
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Post by Amry on Dec 23, 2004 11:20:03 GMT -5
Alucard. Dracula spelled backward. Very funny. No, seriously, that sounds really good. A good one: Fullmetal Alchemist. I KNOW I have been talking way too much about it, but it's going to be so good! It's about two brothers, Ed and Al Elric, whose mother died when they were young. Ed (an alchemic prodigy) breaks the Big Rule and tries to ressurect her. He loses his left leg in the resulting explosion and Al is literally blown to pieces. Ed manages to shove Al's soul into a suit of armor before he properly dies, but has to sacrifice his right arm. So, now, Al is made completely of metal and Ed has two metal limbs. Fully mobile, of course. They decide that the only way to restore their bodies is to track down the Philosopher's Stone and use it to fulfill their desires. The anime has war, death, sin, religion, false prophets, all that good stuff. And the military general is really hot. The animation is beautiful, and I just can't wait for the manga cause I can't watch the anime. Which sucks because the manga has a different ending.
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Post by ChibiChrissi on Dec 23, 2004 12:35:34 GMT -5
I love the anime! <3 I watch it every night it's on. I thought the last episode was kinda creepy, though. *shudders*
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Post by Amry on Dec 23, 2004 17:33:24 GMT -5
*stabs repeatedly* You are no longer my friend, because you can watch it and I can't! Waah.... will they ever put the episodes on DVD?
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Post by ChibiChrissi on Dec 23, 2004 18:03:30 GMT -5
*turns into a bunch of wavy black tentacles which swirl around and then reform into an uninjured Chrissi* And that's why Alucard is so spiffy.
I'm sure they'll put it on DVD once it gets popular enough. Everyone loves it! How could they not? It's so delightfully creepy... and funny, at parts. Maybe I'll tape an episode for you or something.
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Post by Nick on Dec 24, 2004 1:22:10 GMT -5
::Just to let you know:: I changed the name from Bad anime to Dumb Anime, because the name Bad anime, infers some anime that is on the internet, that is not good for any eyes to behold considering their nature. So, to avoid any confusion, I just was making sure that everyone understood what we are all talking about *Grin*
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Post by ChibiChrissi on Dec 24, 2004 21:08:05 GMT -5
That's not "bad anime", that's called "hentai". It's icky... >.<; I WANT Hellsing, NOT Hellsing: The Legends of Vampire Hunter*! You cannot trust Google. Grrr.
*The original Hellsing, a hentai manga by the same artist.
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Post by DavidBruce on Dec 26, 2004 22:56:04 GMT -5
wats dumb anime?
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Post by Amry on Dec 27, 2004 9:23:19 GMT -5
Read the first post, David; anime that is just plain stupid.
Like: The first Sonic the Hedgehog movie. We got it for Christmas and it is so dumb, I kept laughing at all the serious parts. The animation is like mock-anime and the characters all sound like they're on helium. Especially Sonic. The plot is distorted, invloving several metal people all trying to destroy Sonic, when suddenly this metal version of Sonic who has Sonic's exact personality, thoughts, actions, and who is so identical to him that they can predict each other's next movements appears, and they spend the second half of the movie trying to destroy each other.
I quote an actual line from the movie:
METAL SONIC: Must... destroy... Sonic. SONIC: Hmph! You may be able to predict all of my moves, but your advantage is useless, because I can predict all of YOUR moves! Strange, isn't it?
Then, he is blown backwards several miles (literally) despite this advantage. Robotnik spends the better part of the movie in a small ship above the battle trying to convince the presiden't daughter (who, for some unexplained reason, has a tail) to marry him.
Just plain stupid.
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Post by Nick on Dec 28, 2004 5:07:46 GMT -5
HAHAHAHAHA
Wow, didn't know that about Sonic...hahaha.
Does anyone here draw Anime? Like, really draw anime?
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Post by Amry on Dec 28, 2004 15:58:20 GMT -5
Extrememly badly, but yes. And Chrissi is the absolute best artist I have ever seen. Lovely mountain lions. And people, of course. I can only draw bad chibis with skinny faces and ugly hair.
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Post by ChibiChrissi on Dec 28, 2004 17:21:10 GMT -5
Aww, thanks, Amry. I like your chibis! Eh, I mostly just try to copy the Hellsing manga artwork. I got volume 4 today! Yayy, more Nazis. And Alucard flirting with the Queen of England... XD
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Post by Nick on Dec 29, 2004 2:24:45 GMT -5
Wow, good stuff. There area lot of How to Draw Anime sites on the web, check em out! lol. Sarah you should scan your drawings onto the computer and then email them to me or Zinroth so that we can host them off of a site, then we stick em on dis site That would be good Yeah, just something random, right now Amry and Chibi have switched number of posts. Like Amry has 75 and Chibi 57...cool eh? lol *Random*
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Post by ChibiChrissi on Dec 29, 2004 19:35:19 GMT -5
Not anymore.
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